Butt Force Trauma

Butt Force Trauma

Skates for:
Likes:
Fully staffed bouts, Jawn as the universal signifier, SportsPlex Chicken Fingers, up to date Trailpasses, fine dairy products, big kitties, the Mutter Museum, sour beers, and all the amazing folx I have met through derby
Dislikes:
Lost luggage, air travel delays, malfunctioning stopwatches, those weekends where every league in a 50 mile radius has a double header, what what kitty butt interrupting webcam meetings, cucumbers, and shellfish
Years skating:
This is my fifth season as an official and my first at PRD.