Alison Chains
Alison Chains
She/Her
- Likes:
- Alice in Chains, Morning Coffee, Birds, Hugs, Architecture and being encouraging and supportive of others.
- Dislikes:
- Rudeness, Unwashed Derby gear, Olives, and Mushrooms.
Germantown Loose Cannons
2020 Home Team
Arctic Smash
42 BrAsh Knuckles
BrAsh Knuckles
- Likes:
- Gritty, anthropomorphic taxidermy, crocheting
- Dislikes:
- Cockroaches, people who don't know how to park, participation trophies
Deez Guts
16
Fink
1917
Jail Bars
Jail Bars
she/her
- Likes:
- skating, bagels, little fluffy dogs, giraffes, tucking in my shirt
- Dislikes:
- misogyny, cilantro, when i'm not dressed correctly for cold weather
- Years skating:
- 5
Jumpin’ Jen Flash
44 LaLa Land
LaLa Land
- Likes:
- I like going fast and pulling off evasive maneuvers! Also seeing others do something awesome that blows my mind and makes me want to do better, blocking, jamming taking or giving a hit, awesome teamwork...doesn’t matter I just enjoy seeing progress and greatness.
- Dislikes:
- Mmmm, I kind of like everything if we’re talking about roller derby.
Liberty Violence
Louisa Slay Alcott
Mandoline Slicer
Mandoline Slicer
she/her
- Likes:
- roller skating, tax research, cooking vegan food, hanging out with my sister and adorable nephews
- Dislikes:
- not getting enough sleep
- Years skating:
- seven!
Miss Bee Haven
Miss Bee Haven
She/Her
- Likes:
- Tacos, pickles and lake life
- Dislikes:
- Black licorice
Petty Krueger
843
Red Wreckinghood
Red Wreckinghood
She/Her
- Likes:
- hitting friends (with consent!), libraries, people/doggo watching, podcasts, comedy, concerts, Safety first! So intact noggins, healthy knees and ankles, and gear checks. But also, bonding with my teammates on and off the track.
- Dislikes:
- TV shows longer than 30 mins, ads on YouTube, stinky derby gear in small confined spaces (i.e. my apartment), bruised tailbones
- Years skating:
- 2.5 yrs
Ruthless Bader Ginsburg
Ruthless Bader Ginsburg
She/Her
- Likes:
- Other People's Dogs, Winning, Tequila, Pistachio or Lemon Treats, Critical Thinking Skills
- Dislikes:
- Spiders, My Favorite Character Killed in a Book, Anything with Beets, Small Talk, Glitter, Single Use Kitchen Gadgets
- Years skating:
- 1.5
She-Bear
Texas Janesaw
80
The Death Stare
The Death Stare
She/Her
- Likes:
- outdoor skating, hip-checking my friends, crafting, dancing, cats, blowing up planets
- Years skating:
- 1
Traumagotchi
Traumagotchi
she/her
- Likes:
- sour patch kids, summertime, king cake, fluffy animals small and large
- Dislikes:
- dairy in coffee, surprise potholes in philly streets
- Years skating:
- since 2010
V-Diva
Vanstone
Vanstone
She/Her
- Likes:
- Coaching the juniors, especially when my son Catman actually pays attention; forming a nice, solid wall that is calm and communicative; coffee and a classic glazed chocolate donut; Star Trek; old houses; having heat in the warehouse.
- Dislikes:
- Waiting for spring to arrive; people who think being mean is feedback; not having coffee in my house; any internet outage of any kind; summer in the warehouse during a heatwave; running out of ice; forgetting to wash my gear.
- Years skating:
- 6
Wham!azon
Wham!azon
- Likes:
- Bad SciFi, Decent Wine and Bad puns
- Dislikes:
- Uncomfortable shoes, pre-ripped jeans and being late
- Years skating:
- Just over a year l