Germantown Loose Cannons

2020 Home Team

Alison Chains

1977

Alison Chains

She/Her
Skates for: /
Likes:
Alice in Chains, Morning Coffee, Birds, Hugs, Architecture and being encouraging and supportive of others.
Dislikes:
Rudeness, Unwashed Derby gear, Olives, and Mushrooms.

BrAsh Knuckles

5

BrAsh Knuckles

Skates for: /
Likes:
Gritty, anthropomorphic taxidermy, crocheting
Dislikes:
Cockroaches, people who don't know how to park, participation trophies

Jail Bars

34

Jail Bars

she/her
Skates for: /
Likes:
skating, bagels, little fluffy dogs, giraffes, tucking in my shirt
Dislikes:
misogyny, cilantro, when i'm not dressed correctly for cold weather
Years skating:
5

LaLa Land

1517

LaLa Land

Skates for: /
Likes:
I like going fast and pulling off evasive maneuvers! Also seeing others do something awesome that blows my mind and makes me want to do better, blocking, jamming taking or giving a hit, awesome teamwork...doesn’t matter I just enjoy seeing progress and greatness.
Dislikes:
Mmmm, I kind of like everything if we’re talking about roller derby.

Mandoline Slicer

1256

Mandoline Slicer

she/her
Skates for: / /
Likes:
roller skating, tax research, cooking vegan food, hanging out with my sister and adorable nephews
Dislikes:
not getting enough sleep
Years skating:
seven!

Red Wreckinghood

513

Red Wreckinghood

She/Her
Skates for: /
Likes:
hitting friends (with consent!), libraries, people/doggo watching, podcasts, comedy, concerts, Safety first! So intact noggins, healthy knees and ankles, and gear checks. But also, bonding with my teammates on and off the track.
Dislikes:
TV shows longer than 30 mins, ads on YouTube, stinky derby gear in small confined spaces (i.e. my apartment), bruised tailbones
Years skating:
2.5 yrs

Ruthless Bader Ginsburg

716

Ruthless Bader Ginsburg

She/Her
Skates for: /
Likes:
Other People's Dogs, Winning, Tequila, Pistachio or Lemon Treats, Critical Thinking Skills
Dislikes:
Spiders, My Favorite Character Killed in a Book, Anything with Beets, Small Talk, Glitter, Single Use Kitchen Gadgets
Years skating:
1.5

The Death Stare

212

The Death Stare

She/Her
Skates for: /
Likes:
outdoor skating, hip-checking my friends, crafting, dancing, cats, blowing up planets
Years skating:
1

Traumagotchi

21

Traumagotchi

she/her
Skates for: /
Likes:
sour patch kids, summertime, king cake, fluffy animals small and large
Dislikes:
dairy in coffee, surprise potholes in philly streets
Years skating:
since 2010

Vanstone

4

Vanstone

She/Her
Skates for: / / /
Likes:
Coaching the juniors, especially when my son Catman actually pays attention; forming a nice, solid wall that is calm and communicative; coffee and a classic glazed chocolate donut; Star Trek; old houses; having heat in the warehouse.
Dislikes:
Waiting for spring to arrive; people who think being mean is feedback; not having coffee in my house; any internet outage of any kind; summer in the warehouse during a heatwave; running out of ice; forgetting to wash my gear.
Years skating:
6

Wham!azon

222

Wham!azon

Skates for: /
Likes:
Bad SciFi, Decent Wine and Bad puns
Dislikes:
Uncomfortable shoes, pre-ripped jeans and being late
Years skating:
Just over a year l